through the fire and flames

A song that did, in fact, exist before Guitar Hero 3

Guy 1: Have you heard that Dragonforce song Through the Fire and Flames?

Guy 2: LOLO I can totally beat it on medium!

Guy 1: What about Revolution Deathsquad?

Guy 2: Who?

by stewieswan May 1, 2009

Thoughtsman

A man who masturbates using only his thoughts by choice/due to the unavailability of pornography.

Tim went to summer camp and had to become a thoughtsman due to the lack of internet access.

by SnakAttack April 1, 2011

through my eyes, out my ass

The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.

Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.

by mong returns August 18, 2011

noodles through a goose

Something moving very fast.
Chinese farmers feed a noodle with a string attached to a goose. It passes through the goose non-stop. Then they feed the noodle to the next goose...and the next...and so on. After the last goose, they tie the string to a stick. Then they can walk a string of geese to market.

That beer went through me like noodles through a goose.

by Cable Hills May 1, 2008

train of thought

Similar to the subway of unconsciousness and the airplane of logic, the train of thought is used to casually describe one's thought process. It is usually lost, sometimes derailed, frequently hijacked, and has been known to reverse course. Also, the train of thought is never stated to have a beginning or an end, and it is unknown whether there are any passengers on board.

Dang it, I lost my train of thought again.

by dan.s August 17, 2008

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

margarita thought

A margarita thought is a thought that you couldn't have come up with on your own. Imagine that you and a few friends go to a bar and start ordering. The first three people, including you, order beers and then it is your best buddy's turn. He turns to the waiter and says "Do you have margaritas, I can't see it on the menu?" Waiter says, yeah, sure, we can whip one up for you. All of a sudden, you feel a sudden urge for a margarita too. You just didn't know that it was an option before.

Probably invented by Thoughtexchange to describe their enterprise crowdsourcing platform before anyone understood that it was possible to crowdsource ideas.

Free healthcare? That's a thing? Total margarita thought.

I hear ya but that's what everyone says... hoping for more of a margarita thought.

Dirty goose martini in Mexico? Now that's a margarita thought.

by nessjord December 4, 2019