flesh trombone

An instrument in the same family as the skin flute, the bone-a-phone, the pink oboe, and the meat whistle.

She has mastered playing the flesh trombone.

by Clammo April 5, 2007

Trombone Player

The Trombone Player is the backbone of the band, especially marching bands and pep bands. This is partly because of the greater skill involved in being able to find the proper notes along the unmarked or non-graduated slide, unlike other musicians who rely on strict fingering charts or valve combinations. As a result of this greater ability, the Trombone player is also generally a better musician and will frequently go on to lead his own orchestra like Glenn Miller and Count Basie.

1) Damn dude, did you hear how totally superb those trombone players were? They completely carried the band.

2) After paying his dues on lesser instruments like the baritone and tuba, James felt he finally reached that level of experience necessary to play the only real low brass instrument that mattered and become a trombone player.

by The Arbiter of the Prophets April 29, 2008

the rusty trombone

a complicated sexual maneuver where the woman is on her knees while the male is standing up. the woman is behind the man licking his butthole while reaching her arms under his legs and consecutively jerking him off.

The rusty trombone sure felt good last night.

by #vaginemerker69 December 2, 2017

frosty trombone

when your"lady friend" takes a load of your spunk in her cake hole, she firmly presses her lips to your B-hole and blows the load into your rectum while giving you a reach around

Your mom plays a mean Jazz frosty trombone

by B-shift May 20, 2008

rusty trombone

Having your brown eye tongue punched while simultaniously reciving a hand job.

Want to play a tune on my rusty trombone?

by Ballicker October 18, 2008

Rusty Trombone

To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.

Phoebe's rendition on my rusty trombone last night, was so moving, it bought a tear to my eye.

by Andy Rush January 20, 2003

Rusty Trombone

Lickin' asshole and jackin' someone off from the back....

Why ya lips all shitty lookin' have you been givin' somebody the rusty trombone?? ?

by Me November 25, 2003