Threading the needle

Putting a nail on the floor and falling on it so you end up sounding yourself

I was at a party and I had to play threading the needle

by Coolman8760 February 18, 2020

treadition

Da historically-consistent properties of da rubber cleats-patterns dat Goodyear and Michelin put on their tires.

Da classic "crowd of babies sitting on a couch" photo accompanied by da humorous "if Firestone made condoms" caption really shows up said tire giant's treadition of shoddy rubber-manufacturing workmanship!

by QuacksO January 3, 2021

threadtwt

a subtwt which was created on the 1st of february after a large thread was created underneath a tweet by famous minecraft youtuber TommyInnit, which contained a video of him and a group of friends in a sexual position in the hit game Animal Crossing: New Horizons. this thread grew larger and began to contain more people as the day went on, eventually comming to a hault by the end of the night.

Friend 1: Hey, you guys remember threadtwt?
Friend 2: Yo, that day was so funny, I miss it...

by BigFishMan87 February 1, 2021

Threading the peedle

When one person is sitting down on the toilet to relieve themselves and a secondary person urinates in a fashion that the stream goes between the sitting person's legs and into the toilet bowl.

Ever since me and Steve failed at threading the peedle our friendship hasn't been the same.

by Peedlethread November 17, 2021

Threading

Huge dick head

You a re a real threading tray

by Hugeahole June 20, 2025

Threadicule

A tiny peace of thread may or may not be hard to see by the human eye

It's hanging on by a threadicule

by Killtrxst December 11, 2025

de-threading

de-threading v. Extracting your thong underwear out of your crack.

Did you see that girl de-treading, right there in the elevator? Man she was hot, but it must been up in there, she was doing some major de-threading surgery.

by emi-fly July 22, 2008