Thoughtful Farmer

Someone who "fertilizes" other people's farms.

John is such a Thoughtful Farmer, he fertilized Betsy's farm five times last night. She was so greatful she helped maintain his equipment to return the favor.
farm fertilize booty call

by Saltine Nachos January 30, 2010

Two-thousand and late

Someone who thinks they are hip, while in reality being outdated and foolish. From the song "Boom Boom Pow" by the Black Eyed Peas.

"They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm so three thousand and eight
You so Two-thousand and late"

by Greif. February 16, 2010

Thought Police

From George Orwell's 1984. A Gestapo organization responsible for monitoring all citizens and making sure they are not guilty of political dissent, or thoughtcrime.

The FBI is on its way to becoming the Thought Police.

by Mack June 23, 2004

Sober Thoughts

When under the influence of alcohol and they say something they wouldn’t normally say while sober; your true feelings and thoughts about a situation or person comes out.

A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts

Here comes uncle John you know once he drinks his sober thoughts come out.

by Rossiandablunt May 24, 2018

thoumany

a number equal to billions

Adam: "Hey, how many hits have you had?"
Jason: "Damn dude....a thoumany."

by Pistach April 17, 2010

Thoufik

A kind and thoughtful guy. He has many loved ones and cares too much for them, keeps them close to his heart no matter where he is. And when he truly loves someone he would do anything for them. Full of dreams and is passionate to make up something of his name.He holds grudges for a long time. You lose his trust and you could become his worst enemy.

Thoufik likes apples.

by Ammoire September 24, 2017

Chowder thong

A g-string that smells of clam and has the consistency of chowda

Omg I took my thong off after workin in the summer heat and damn I had chowder thong!!!

by Lisa Kaiser & Julie Carlton March 2, 2011