A name given to any of various vagina covered males. The vaginae typically congregate underneath the armpits and near the scrotum. The total number of vaginae can range from 5 to 50. In extreme cases, such people cannot lead normal lives because their faces are covered in vaginae.
Person: Hey, Patches, what's up? I can see a vagina protruding from your sleeve.
Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.
Patches: I suggest you fuck it. Thanks and congratulations.
by Brejusjiguis November 9, 2007
by GT July 13, 2004
by patchprincess June 6, 2018
Patch is the sexiest and a wise man with the perfect cock even if he wasn’t lit fineass women still let him fuck he has a serious super swagger and his balls hang low that amia loves to suck on some fineass women suck on his balls even when they are stinky and hairy and sweat dripping especially while he’s at work they clean it all up with their mouths and or hand sanitizer and wipes it is unbelievable he is from Texas and is trill and likes to have fun he has sex with women that nobody thought he could pull and is savage and fearsome and not afraid to knock a motherfucker out he’s a balls deep deep dicking deep stroking he’s got that thrust that makes you cum all over his dick filling that wap up with all your creamer juice and leave you running for the hills He is blessed and amazing he can last for hours and if he doesn’t then he will make it up to you
Oh my god he filled my pussy up and had me licking off all of my nut off his cock I couldn’t stop cumming I ain’t gonna lie I ran away the first night but when I came back some chick was in there and she was fucking his brains out I was watching and started playing with myself and then she asked if I could join and right when I got on the bed patch came everywhere on her ass Like what a fucking night
by Big daddy lil pp November 23, 2021
by unavailiable February 3, 2004
Patch/Pad/Beat Patch/Cut in:
A place in the countryside one drives to to smoke weed. Usually a patch of concrete or grass off road used during harvesting, hidden by trees/hedgerow in a farmers field. A good patch would have nice scenery, little mud and uneven ground, be discreet (no tyre tracks that can be followed and car can't be seen from road) and be able to cater for a few cars at once.
A place in the countryside one drives to to smoke weed. Usually a patch of concrete or grass off road used during harvesting, hidden by trees/hedgerow in a farmers field. A good patch would have nice scenery, little mud and uneven ground, be discreet (no tyre tracks that can be followed and car can't be seen from road) and be able to cater for a few cars at once.
*If the farmer comes in his truck looking pissed off and with a gun tucked under his arm, run/drive/fly. .fast.
*Who are the twats that always leave munchie-rubbish everywhere? BAIT! Patchs are used by farmers too. .
*Having car lights on in the dark so people can see you on the road. .bad idea.
*Who are the twats that always leave munchie-rubbish everywhere? BAIT! Patchs are used by farmers too. .
*Having car lights on in the dark so people can see you on the road. .bad idea.
by Superjimmeh February 17, 2009
A person with red hair accompanied by, but not limited to, red pubic hair. Usually pale skinned and freckled. Someone who looks like a walking talking Cabbage Patch Kid.
Jim: I saw a particularly grotesque patch leaving the church on Palmer St. the other day.
Mick: What was a patch doing in church? It's not like they have a soul to be saved anyway...
Jim: Word.
Mick: What was a patch doing in church? It's not like they have a soul to be saved anyway...
Jim: Word.
by The Zaric October 16, 2011