Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!

What you say to an unfortunate individual who has an ass for a face.

<Kilt:> Hey assface! You have the face of an ass!
<Bilt:> ( ))<(what?)

by B-Drac January 28, 2007

have the ass

To become intensely angry or annoyed. Sometimes expressed as having a "case of the ass." The phrase was popularized in the military. To give someone a case of the ass is to anger them.

I have the ass because Sergeant Carter put me on guard duty.
John woke me up early and I had a case of the ass all morning.

by Steve_M July 5, 2008

the english have landed

Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!

Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.

Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”

by Ccs46 October 6, 2017

The fleas have reached my knees

When you believe your old enough that you froth girls in a sexual way

“Boys gather round. The fleas have reached my knees!”

by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019

Did you have the kids?

to release a loud and obnoxious fart in the company of others

Yo - Josh - did you have the kids? Or did you shit your pants?

by Todd Gay April 22, 2009

I'll have the poo-poo platter

Originally from the movie. "A Bug's Life"; when you're about to receive news that you already know is going to be shitty.

{Derek}: Ron, I've got some terrible news for you.
{Ron}: Ok, I'll have the poo-poo platter!

{Derek}: I accidentally ran over your cat this morning; it was as flat as a pancake and there were all these pink gooey things everywhere.

by Telephony September 19, 2014

Are do you have the big gay?

The most formal way to ask someone if they have the big gay

Yo dude, are do you have the BIG gay?

by Hoggest January 19, 2019