A mythical STD derived from Germany, A theory that one can contract "The Hagen" after sleeping with a man-whore, The mythical STD is a german slang term that means everywhere, just like a man-whore.
She slept with that man-whore last night and now she has "The Hagen".
by free rider January 4, 2010
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A boy named Hagen is usually a really sweet boy. He may have his "player" moments, but there will be one girl that changes his mind forever. Hagen's are usually tall, blonde, handsome, and really sweet. If you ever find one, don't make him angry. Keep him forever.
Look there's a hagen!
by Kaylaabrysonnlollllll October 22, 2013
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Hagen is a short guy who has brown hair and is so sweet! He may be full of himself at times but he has a soft sport inside. He has lots of friends and is nice to people even when he does not like them. He has lots of girl friends but does not care if people make fun of him for having girl friends because friends are friends. He is not normally on his phone but when he is he is always texting a friend or his parents other then that he is not on his phone. If you all ever find yourself a Hagen keep him cause Hagen’s are pretty rare.
Dang I wish I had a hagen! I would never let him leave me because it’s like a once in a lifetime opportunity!
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If you find a Hagen RUN! because if you don't you'll find yourself thinking about him 24/7 to the point where people are asking you, "Why are you smiling? your Grandma just died." he also has a massive cock.
Hot anime girl: oh my GOD did you see Hagen's bulge?? I can't stop thinking about it.
guy named Hagen: uh...I'm Hagen.....
by miss.doodlerdecker September 5, 2021
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Hagen is a norwegian surname
A person named Hagen is awesome and very cool
Hagen is such a cool guy
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Mega fye blonde hair boy that gets the “He will be so hot in high school” phrase but is a solid 7 right now. Don’t make him mad or annoyed or will not like u at all. He has his player moments without a girl but with one he is the most loyal person
Look at Hagen man such an inspiration!
by The goat2345585 April 7, 2020
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N. To be hotter than hot.
V. To be made look hotter than hot.
"Wow! Did you see her?!" "Yeah she's Hagenized!!"
by Jonathon October 8, 2004
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