textless

In an email, IM, IRC, SMS, or MUD exchange, temporarily unable to write, as through astonishment.

Compare to speechless in spoken language.

A: Remember that sick panda at the zoo?
B: Yeah.
A: She died.
B: ...I'm textless.

by Lingrad August 3, 2005

Textlag

When a series of text or instant messages are received out of intended order .

Bill sends a text to Brett " I sent that message 3 hrs ago! Damn it must have been textlag! "

by CongaChild July 17, 2010

tewell

an act of feeling, touching, and groping.

i would like to tewell around in his/her pants.

by wtf jr July 7, 2008

textlationshit

n. only talking to your significant other via facebook/myspace/texting or other forms of technology. it sucks a lot and will never last.

girl: i can't stand this textlationshit, he won't say anything to my face!

by lkaj;ldkja;lkjdl;ad May 6, 2009

textlation

When someone receives a text and twists the message into something different than what the sender was intending. Too many text creates a convoluted message. Clear communication is not happening and both texters become frustrated/mad or an array of other emotions.

Ranging from sending a text and not receiving a reply soon enough or attempting to have a conversation through a chain of texts. This is when one can get Lost in Textlation.

by OlympicDynamo September 6, 2010

Textlation

(1) The process of understanding a text message sent from one person to another.
(2) Drawing one's own conclusion of a conversation sent by text

From Husband to Wife : "based on my textlation of this messagetext, I really couldn't tell you were mad at me."

by KMartin September 11, 2013

Textleaving

When someone leaves in the midst of a peaceful text conversation. No arguing is going on, the person just stops texting back, usually leaving the other party pissed off. Often linked with conversation walling.

Person 1: So how was your day today?
Person 2: Great!
Person 1: Did you get to visit your aunt?
*no reply*
Person 1: Textleaving, fuckhead?

by Neeky Gerd February 18, 2015