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Routed adj. - A word used to describe the initial transition of a persons state of mind and body to another more relaxed state, as a direct result of injestion of any substance into the body.
After a long day at work Bill says to Joe " Want to get routed after work? I got a little. "
by CongaChild June 15, 2010
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A person who tends to talk, move, think and general do everything in their lives slowly.
My friend Brad does things at his own pace, he is always late for everything, some would call him slothic.
by CongaChild May 14, 2010
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Related to Texas Holdem Poker. When a player, plays 2 consecutive hands BLIND ( not looking ).

The 1st hand winning and reveling very poor cards, ( example a 7,2 offsuit )..aka the DONK.

The 2nd hand also winning but reveling good cards, ( example A,A pocket aces ).. aka the SLAM

The conditions of the situation may vary, but the main things are that both hands must be played BLIND entirely until they are reveled at end of hand. The 1st hand must be considered a junk/ non playable hand. And that the 2nd hand must be a very good hand pockets/nuts.
Damon says to Brett " Man last night at work I pull off the sickest slam donk on some dude!. "
by CongaChild July 21, 2010
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The white pasty skin found between your toes. Typically found one someone with athletes foot.
After removing socks, I scrape the togourt out from between my toes.
by CongaChild April 22, 2010
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The white pasty skin found between your toes. Typically found on someone with athletes foot.
After removing socks, I scrape the togurt out from between my toes.
by CongaChild April 23, 2010
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A person who draw's out a contrasting/darker side of another's person's typical innocent persona.
Badgnet: "Well.... im saying I would make you do that until you said your safe word"

Person: "You would get me into so much trouble, cause I would let you do all that."
by CongaChild September 29, 2010
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When a series of text or instant messages are received out of intended order .
Bill sends a text to Brett " I sent that message 3 hrs ago! Damn it must have been textlag! "
by CongaChild July 17, 2010
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