Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

testie tap

getting hit in both balls

josh pissed me off so i testie tapped him

by fat knockers April 29, 2022

testy twister

Much like a titty twister, a testy twister is when you twist someone's balls to prove your dominance

don't threaten my titties or I'll give you a testy twister

by mr twister phd May 29, 2019

testie-blowout

The distinctive crack in a boy/man's voice when talking. Usually during the period while the voice is breaking.

sound

by monk November 07, 2003

Zesty Testies

A man who has 'Zesty Testies' is abnormaly horny and constantly thinks about getting laid. He will screw a pile of rocks if he thought there was a snake in it.

"That dude humped the shit out of my cat yesterday"
"Man he must have a set of zesty testies"

by play pen is fun May 23, 2005

big testie

The most famous sandwich from Mc DO

- One big testie, please!
- Drink?
- A large cock!

by MisterDoodieMan September 19, 2006