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testarodeo

A Testarodeo is where two or more guys loaded with testosterone and booze square off in semi-serious hand-to-hand combat with the intent of establishing dominance in the group.
*Note: Often occurs on a mancation.
Roleplaying can be involved, thus there will be a Bull, a Bullfighter, and off to the side as a Referee, a Rodeo clown (preferably one of those midgets from Jackass.
**This behavior often results in mild to massive hotel room property damage.
el Matador Carlos: "I am to be whoop-assing this very Bull!"

el Toro: Sound - {Profuse Nasal exhalation signifying anger}

Nacho (Rodeo clown): "Let the testarodeo begin!!"
by Stoogin-Poogins September 18, 2006
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turkey testers

Very erect nipples that pop out like the ready sensor on oven stuffer turkeys.
I must be cold outside because I can see Jennifer's turkey testers are poking.
by Double Jay May 13, 2003
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Testorshigen

male sex hormone (testosterone) and a female sex hormone (estrogen) added together.
Testosteron + estrogen =testorshigen
by KYIisawesome May 12, 2020
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testdrivemf

@testdrivemf is a stan twitter account. her name
is brooke and shes probaly sexier than all ur moots. she makes all the cupcakes mad. testdrivemf orginally joined twitter as @simpforari back in march 2020 but ditched that account and became @testdrivemf february 2021. dont try to have the same pfp as her, she will make you cry.
@testdrivemf is the hottest and funniest person alive!!! omg i wish she would follow back 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
by nottestdrivemf April 11, 2021
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Tesmara

The coolest person you'll ever meet. The amount of awesome-sauceness she radiates goes unmatched.
'Tesmara is so cool.'
by 3788299.π May 17, 2022
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testdrves

a queen, iconic for dragging taylor swift. everyone wants to be her friend and wants a follow back. she is an icon
testdrves is the queen of stan twitter
by testdrvesfan18 March 28, 2023
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First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.
The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come
by Saint Axel December 9, 2021
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