Termite

A woman who craves wood and has a high potential of wrecking homes in her pursuit of load bearing studs.

My buddy had a termite infestation and now his wife is divorcing him.

by AllTheOtherHandlesWereTaken373 May 15, 2022

Termite

a wood killer, boner killer; in particular, an unattractive piece of clothing worn by a women.

My wife wore her termite bathrobe.

by Mjaxhunter March 22, 2021

Termite

A word used in a derogatory sense. Typically to define citizens of a cooperative or collective country. Specifically ones which grant no wages to their workforce but instead have them work for free, whether by force or by voluntary contribution.

Commonly used by the UNAR, MAGOG forces to refer to citizens of Spindle

These people live for free and work hardly 2 hours a week, damn termites!

by Polyarch TAV May 25, 2025

termite mound

A variation of the beehive hairdo for black women. Named for the towering termite mounds of the plains of Africa.

Dawg! Check out the termite mound on that sista!

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

Termite Mound

when you poop so much it makes a stack of turds that touch your balls.

"I pooped out a termite mound and now my dick and balls are African colored!"

by Alien and Pablo December 22, 2020

Social termite

Someone who gradually ruins a social setting, due to their social ineptness. In the same fashion termites ruin a house.

*at a party*
Sarah: "I have had a weird rash lately, want to see? Also, why are you single at your age?"
John: "Please get the fuck out you social termite."

by Gordenmastur May 27, 2024

termitized

Wood that has been damaged by termites.

The wood on your shed is termitized.

by Dream 12-26 October 10, 2023