r/teenagers

A subreddit full of angsty teenagers who like to challenge eachother to stick their dick in unusual objects.

Person 1: Hey have you been to r/teenagers recently?
Person 2: Sorry I can't right now, im trying to stick my dick in a bottle of laundry detergent

by SyzlicDefinesShit June 29, 2019

Teen Choice Awards

Kid's Choice Awards 2.0. Ages 5 - 8. Created by FOX. A rigged, scripted, unofficial awards show presenting fake awards to very "special" child celebrities who set bad examples to children of older or equal age, mostly to Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers. They use laugh tracks to make it even more stupider.

Smart celebrity nominated for an award: I think I am too old for the Teen Choice Awards. I am not even going to attend, like I give a shit if I win one.

by Smart American Male March 22, 2009

teen stache

A small amount of prepubescent facial hair appearing on the upperlip on males ages 10-16. This can usually only be seen on boys with dark hair. Sometimes boys think this look cool and decide not to shave it off. Not be confused with frenchman

Man, Joey. Your teen-stache makes your look like a frenchman.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

Teenglish

The language teenagers speak that grown ups don't understand because they are not "down with it".

My twelve year old niece keeps posting Teenglish in her Facebook statuses and I don't understand a thing she says.

by SlayerKat February 16, 2010

Full on social teen

A teen who wastes their day or 90% of it texting or talking to another teen; someone who thinks they are being social but are actually the complete opposite

I think that guy in the corner, alone, on his phone is a full on social teen.

by No name July 3, 2014

Teenager

A funny age, where you're not quite a child - not quite an adult. Little kids think it's cool to be a teenager (it isn't). Adults assume we're all dumb fuckers who get drunk on benches and cause trouble (not all of us). People always say if a teenager is unhappy or going through a tough time, it's down to hormones. How irritating for someone to say this, when you're going through genuine problems. A lot of us have major worries. School, jobs, family, relationships, friends, the way we look - there's a lot of expectations thrown upon us. Excuse us for not being jolly 24/7. We're also very well aware, the choices we make today will affect the rest of our lives. The last thing we want is to grow up to be old and bitter; full of regret! Just cut us some slack, please. Most of us are decent human beings!

Old woman #1: Oh, look at that teenager with his baggy jeans and hoody. I suppose he's just spray painted a wall! *laughs*
Old woman #2: What are you talking about?

by threeohthreeftw September 22, 2010

teen x

Teen x is when you’re hip, you’re the shit, and you get lit.

Girl: he not even teen x fuck him!

by 0pium_0pium October 10, 2022