Consultants of Swing

Specialist consultants brought in to tip the balance of vital swing stages during elections.

The Donald: We're down in the polls, bring in the consultants of swing for Florida.
Advisor: I'm on it

The Donald: Remember, no Russians. NO COLUSION.

by RandyRhoads84 May 21, 2020

Swindle Cake

Cake that tastes of extortion, because it was obtained through extortion.

When we get the cake, you'll get the combination. Mmm...this cake tastes like swindle cake!

by quid pro quo 4 February 26, 2010

Don't make me swing on you bro

1. One of the greatest lines ever as seen on the greatest television show: Workaholics.

2. A quote to use when you and one or more people are arguing over something minor and a compromise cannot be made.

Blake: "Our dragon is going to seal the deal, Cee Low Green style!"

Adam: "Uh yeah definately, but his name is Reptar."

Blake: "But its actually Cee Low Green."

Adam: "Don't make me swing on you bro!"

by jac92007 December 5, 2011

Swing for the fences

Originally a baseball term meaning to try hitting a home run. Now used extensively by for example the commentators in the UFC and other combat sports, referring to fighters striking for each other with reckless abandon, trying to get in a finishing blow.

Also sometimes used in completely unrelated attempts at doing difficult or near-impossible things.

"And Ruth was able to hit more homers than some entire teams because he played the game differently – he swung for the fences at every bat." - DodgerDog

"...Cause they're both a little fired up, and both wanna swing for the fences and make the other one look really, really bad" - Joe Rogan, Commentator, UFC

by araziel November 7, 2007

Devil's Swing Set

When its so hot that your balls sag and slap around till it hurts.

Dude 1: Dude, I was banging Trisha and my balls were flying all over the place.
Dude 2: Sounds like a textbook Devil's Swing Set to me.

by ClassicCutCL100 October 23, 2017

swine rack

The back of a Winners/Marshalls where they keep the racks of deeply discounted items

Them Filas look like you got them straigh off the swine rack

by CJSyes July 12, 2021

Swinaecologist

A beautiful, pleasing and imaginative tune composed by the British band named Infant Annihilator.

The song tells a grotesque story of displaying a show for the audience that watch the fetuses of the show suffer through events of the show such as: Elbow deep anus fisting, fornication of fetuses, fetal mutilation and mutilation of fetal genitalia.

Person 1: "Hey, have you listened to Infant Annihilator's new hit Swinaecologist?."

Person 2: "You bet! That shit was banging!"

Person who doesn't know how to take a joke: "Oh my gosh! Infant Annihilator is a disgusting and unholy band. All they talk about is killing innocent children! That's against The Lord's plan! Metal music is so sinful and revolti-"

Both Persons 1 and 2: "Shut."

by JustAnAzurLaneAkagiWeeb December 1, 2021