sweater weather

an amazing song that is associated on tiktok with coming out as bi however not everyone who listens to it is so please don’t assume shit

pip- what’s your favourite song

me- sweater weather

pip- is this you coming out or ?

me- no it’s just a genuinely good song

by shitpeopledontwannaface February 24, 2021

Wet Sweater

An extremely wet, sexually aroused vagina that is extremely wooly, overly hairy and untrimmed. Generally has hair running form the mons through the taint and up the ass crack. May also be known as sasquatch crotch.

Roger picked up a girl at closing time at the local bar. He took her home for sex but when she got naked and exposed her Wet Sweater, he just couldn't do it and pretend to pass out.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Meme Stealer

One who steals memes, a crime against the human race, punishable by death. These people have no life or original humor and thrive off of stealing or reusing others' memes. They are generally retarded and single because they were born as internet criminals

"The city will be having a public execution of the 12 meme stealers that were caught this weekend."

by The anti-scrub September 11, 2016

Sweater Puppies

Perky tits under a sweater.

Damn, she has some nice sweater puppies.

by Matt Sharp October 11, 2003

man stealer

Someone who goes and date your boyfriend while you are still dating him.

Emily is a man stealer because she took Johnny as her boyfriend.

by duhma June 3, 2008

Bike stealer

A nigger

WTF that's my bike! That nigger is a bike stealer!

by Fernando Leon February 18, 2011

Turtleneck Sweater

(n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.

Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."

Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"

Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"

by Kangarilla September 30, 2014