swaners

People with jobs that dont actually spend time or do jobs at there supposed workplace

Sarah and Katie are the worst swaners in the office

by melsweeps2 May 30, 2009

shansexual

shansexual is when a person is physically mentally sexually and romantically attracted to a sh4nn0n

great she’s gonna turn me shansexual

by young.sbz April 25, 2020

swanson logic

Any crazy idea with little to no common sense or logic to any normal logical human being.

Buddy 1: dude how should we make a hockey rink?
Buddy 2: let's burn the house down so the firemen will come with their firehoses!
Buddy 1: that's straight up Swanson logic.

by deer huntin March 17, 2016

Swanker

In Lancaster Pa, in the late 1980s, Swanker was a nickname of the highest complement for a young lady at the pinnacle of society.

Swanker is going to be at the party, so it’s going to be totally rad!

by LiLiCriChi October 8, 2021

Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.

Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am

by Stir Friday July 19, 2011

juno swans

The best-est of all buddies. They have their own bromance codes. Like Shadwal and Keshav.

Look at Shadwal and Keshav, They are Juno Swans

by EvilPotato August 10, 2017

mr swanepoel

a money man that always wants money.

oh my gosh you know that man over there? well he keeps asking me for money what a mr swanepoel

by angrybirdgirl2233 November 15, 2021