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swaggle

To place the hand vertically between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth.
"Dude, I'd love to swaggle that chick!!"
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horn swaggled

stolen; taken; five finger discounted; or otherwise jacked by a malicious being.
Whoever the hell horn swaggled my Kill Bill movies from the taperoom had better pray to God I don't foopaloop them.
by Nate & Christian June 16, 2005
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swaggle

swaggle: to walk in a manner that is swaying and staggering. or to walk and stumble
He swaggles when he walks.
Too many beers makes him swaggle.
I hope the mule don't swaggle when we are plowing the corn.
by Raymond Harick July 20, 2008
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swaggaball

Hey, wanna go play some swaggaball?
by XxrawrxX123 July 20, 2010
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swaggerless

Lacking swagger obviously.. clumsy, careless, stuttering, lacking style and grace. a person who makes themselves look pretty foolish just about all the time. would be considered "swaggerless"
"When hummmmmmmmmmmmmmberto spilled that paint, mannn, that was some swaggerless $h*t"
by jesas November 14, 2009
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Cock-Swaggle

Cock-Swaggle, pronounced: 'Cok-swag-gal', Is a term usually referring to a homosexual.

Cock-Swaggle can also be used to describe a loud, obnoxious, immature, greedy, or rude person.
your such a cock-swaggle! or, shut up you fuckin' cock-swaggle
by SHAD0WZOMBIE November 17, 2010
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corn swaggle

to fuck someone in the ass with an ear of corn and then to eat the shit stained object.
after nellie fucked ruth in the ass with the sweet corn she pulled it out and ate it.
by freedav04 June 12, 2005
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