An effective jab towards a man when he is behaving in an obviously less than masculine manner. This term is far more insulting than "douchebag".
*Disclaimer: Someone really needs to earn this title. No willy-nilly usage, please.
*Disclaimer: Someone really needs to earn this title. No willy-nilly usage, please.
Teddy: "Did you see that shirtless, Italian guy cruising in his convertible Mitsubishi Spyder while blasting Rihanna? What a cunt swab, right?"
Iris: "Absolutely. Textbook definition."
Iris: "Absolutely. Textbook definition."
by PistolG September 13, 2014
Get the cunt swabmug. when you gradually, but not noticeably stick your finger in a womans ass,while her panties are still on.NOTICE:By gradually and not noticeably,that means, unexpectedly.
by Glimpze June 18, 2008
Get the cotton swabmug. When a male squats down with shorts and the ball sack makes a buldging underneath him.
Can also mean the act of tea bagging one woman and than placing your sacred ones into another womans mouth.
Can also mean the act of tea bagging one woman and than placing your sacred ones into another womans mouth.
Example 1:
Guy 1: dude wtf?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: quit squating down to grab that shit, your swab bag is showing.
Example 2:
Yeah bro it was pretty sweet. Those two lovely ladies that I fertilized were such freaks. They let me swab bag them after I came.
Guy 1: dude wtf?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: quit squating down to grab that shit, your swab bag is showing.
Example 2:
Yeah bro it was pretty sweet. Those two lovely ladies that I fertilized were such freaks. They let me swab bag them after I came.
by the swabster July 1, 2010
Get the swab bagmug. by red phillips October 2, 2020
Get the Snort swabmug. To stimulate the female genitalia.
by confusinomiton September 22, 2008
Get the swab the deckmug. by Jessica & Ashley August 28, 2005
Get the Poon swabmug. by dirty sanchez July 1, 2003
Get the cock swabmug.