Superbum

An unemployed lazy person that you only keep around for his or her special skills like mechanic work and fix-it ability.

Hey Steve is Robert still staying at your house? Yeah, my car keeps breaking down so I am letting him stay on the couch so I can get help with the car. Robert is lazy but he sure knows how to fix things pretty good...he's a Superbum of sorts.

by Donnie2Light March 5, 2016

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victorian supercomputer

Noun. (1) An overpriced netbook that was intended to run models for the COVID-19 crisis in Victoria, Australia, but which failed miserably. (2) Any mechanical or electronic object which utterly fails at it's intended purpose. (3) Anything which makes a complete mess out of something previously well structured. (4) A hand grenade or bomb which is detonated in an enclodes space. (5) A nuclear bomb or missile which is armed and timed for detonation.

(1) "The supercomputer intended to predict COVID-19 modelling has crashed."
(2) "That new truck Dave bought can't even carry the groceries!"
(3) "Feed this log into the victorian supercomputer (wood chipper)."
(4) "Private! Paint the upstairs room with victorian supercomputers on the double!!"
(5) "GET TO THE CHOPPER! THIS VICTORIAN SUPERCOMPUTER MUST BE DISARMED BEFORE WE ARE ALL DEAD!"

by JaxCrackers October 13, 2020

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