Cookie Stamping

The act of putting your snatch in the mouth of someone else.

Yo, did you hear that Rebecca was cookie stamping some dude that pasted out with his mouth open last night?

by Joonbuggy April 20, 2011

Mushroom Stomping

An act of mushroom stamping, but with a giant penis, usually to a person being a complete douche. This is appropriately done by slapping said douche in the face with said penis. If correct technique is applied, the stompee will have a giant, dick-shaped imprint on his face.

"Justin was being a huge dick, so Luke mushroom stomped him with HIS huge dick."

mushroom stomping

by YouCanSuckABigOne March 7, 2012

stomping cottons

When a heroin addict is sick and can't get any more dope, the last thing they do is stomp out their old cottons to try and get some heroin residue to get the sick off.

I am fucking dope sick as hell, I was stomping cottons and it didn't help.

by K-Mace January 12, 2008

hoof stomping

Someone who tries to bully and take control of a situation. Especially an overweight and insecure person.

"His ex wife tried to hoof stomp his new girlfriend."

"He/She started hoof stomping to get his/her way."

by GatorGirl22 March 30, 2009

shumping

to hump with the shins

eww Josh was shumping calvin a minute ago

by morgan smeltz May 3, 2008

slumpington

The place one goes when slumped, where immediately after they are not conscious. Presumed to be a fictional location

Wow, last night during that fight I took that guy to slumpington!

by Joseppi Lucasio April 6, 2017

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry similar to stomping a mudhole in your ass and walking it dry to get beat senseless or near death to the point of not being able to fight back

dude your girlfriend is as ugly as a mud fence

man if you don't shut up about my girlfriend im stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry, wow dude you are really uptight

man I'm telling you back off or I'm stomping you a new asshole and walking it dry

ok dude I get you

by littlejimmie December 17, 2019