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The 16th student

Mukuro Ikusaba. The 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the Ultimate Despair. Watch out for her.
by T4R0 June 29, 2021
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sauderite

A student in UBC's Sauder School of Business. Typically characteristics:

1. 50-60% chance he's Asian. If Asian, chances are he's in accounting/finance.
2. Has hundreds of business cards
3. An extreme keener who has a professionally written resume and cover letter in first year
4. Highly involved (or tries to be) involved in the CUS.
5. Shows off her status by having the following signature:

Joe SomeAsianName
BCom 20nn, OptionName | Sauder School of Business
VP Finance | Some Club
VP Marketing | Some Club

6. Has a Linkedin account in first year with over 100 connections. Only about 20% of those at most are actual friends. The rest are just "contacts" for networking.
7. Has a resume that begins with a "profile" heading, and the following format: ___ year BCom student with strengths in ______, ____, _______. Highly ______. Interested in a career in _____.
8. Puts career ahead of everything. Becomes an intense aggressive keener at recruiting events. Learns and masters the concept of networking in 1st year.
9. Hangs out in DLam during breaks. Tries to study in DLam but ends up wasting time talking - hence the constant loud noise in DLam.
10. Crams for exams and doesn't keep up with the material, but somehow gets good grades.
12. Owns a smartphone of some kind that he checks during class.
13. Gets so many e mails he/she can't keep up with.
14. Wears suits to class...usually for some event later in the day...but sometimes for the sake of it/or to show off!
Arts Student: What are all those Asians doing walking around campus today in suits?

Other Student: Ya...those are Sauderite. Some accounting company is on campus today.
by kwjz October 31, 2010
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Student

A severely sleep deprived person attending a university. Said deprivation normally due to studying, but more often, social life.

Students are also commonly associated with procrastination on school assignments which then results in further lack of sleep.
The student stayed up till 3 am working on a paper assigned 5 weeks ago, started 5 hours ago, and due at 10 am.
by SilverWarden December 9, 2008
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Student Loan

n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.
Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.
by dphornguygo to Taco Bell? Tim: September 16, 2012
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Student loans

The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context
Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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rcc student confessions

A confession forums on facebook, similar to other confession forums, using the Survey Monkey survey test to anonymously confess. Gabe Alvarez, who has shockingly bland and tasteless humor, is the administrator. Gabe Alvarez is a tool, and needs to fix his teeth because they look like someone knocked over a bag with a bunch of scrabble pieces. The Confessions page supposedly caters to the Riverside Community College students, yet only a few followers are from the college, many have either moved on, dropped out or go to the JFK highschool. (I.e. Keith T. is a construction worker who went for only a few semesters).
Stranger 1: "Hey man do you use RCC student confessions???"
Stranger 2: "No man, I am straight unlike Gabe Alvarez"
by Ttman June 23, 2015
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stuperb

adj: Term coined, to the best of this author's knowledge, by Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson. A combination of "stupid" and "superb," it is a cousin of the term, craptacular. As the parent words suggest, this word is used to charactarize the rare occurence of something being simultaneously ingenious and pointless.
Most Rube Goldberg devices and 1980's action flicks fall under the category of stuperb.
by ScabNainz August 8, 2006
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