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n - A mystical transaction in which a student and/or parent subjects themselves to financial slavery (indentured servitude) for the foreseeable future.
Tim: Hey, I just got approved for a student loan!
Fred: Want to go to Taco Bell?
Tim: Sorry, I just took out a student loan.
by dphornguygo to Taco Bell? Tim: September 16, 2012
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You cant afford to go to college? Well then student loans are the answer! doit! Everything will be fine! It's not like you will have you will wish you were dead because of how badly in debt you are. I'm not a pussy like you and I have the debt to prove it!!!
Tod: why dont you take out a student loan?
Jeff:if i wanted to be fucked in the ass I would by a dildo Tod.
by Stfuiknowshit January 23, 2019
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The interest rate is 2.4%, but they make most of their money by fucking you over with charges.
Don't get a student loan; the dirty cunts will fuck you right over.
by PancakeFeatures September 30, 2006
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The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.
Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003
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The practice of giving depressed teenagers tens of thousands or more in debt with no financial experience or context
Johnny has $100,000 in student loans for an art degree, and he works at McDonalds!
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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