stitch is a shorter term in place of the longer phrase of "stupid ass bitch" or "Stupid Bitch". Hence STupid (Ass can be insterted anywhere if need be) then bITCH, ending up with STITCH.
Damn, your mom is a stitch.
by Tony July 17, 2006

Lindsay: Hey Matt!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!
Matt: Yes Lindsay?
Lindsay: Watch out for those kids, they are definately STITCHES and should not be trusted.
Matt: Instead of snitches get STITCHES its STITCHES get creepers. Lets get them!
by smithasaurus January 7, 2011

by Anonymous June 14, 2003

by Labaki November 22, 2003

Father O'Brien: Look here Joey, this is where God stiched me up after he created me.
Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?
Joey: How can I see when you've teabagged your nuts in my mouth?
by Danny SS August 30, 2005

" so if that was your stitch about not wanting to live here because of Susan, shes moving next month "
by Tawni Lynn May 1, 2007

