STFU or GTFO

Shut The Fuck Up or Get The Fuck Out.

Wise words, Ludwig.

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

Stfunoob

The greatest empire our world has ever seen. It stands undefeated in battle thanks to superior training in their troops and sage-like wisdom from their leaders, such as Roflmaool. Also, it stands for "Shut The F*** Up Noob." (Noob obviously a derivitive of the word n00b, which comes from "newbie.")

Oh no! Our nation is being attacked by Stfunoob! We are now destined to perish!

Player: omfg i k1lled youz!! lolololololololololololololol!!!!!111
CS Pro: STFUNOOB!

by Ben L. March 20, 2005

pics or stfu

An internet slang representing the impeccable state of expression;
a. Pictures or Shut the f**k up
b. Alt. Pictures or don't even bother completing your conversation.

a. My wife just recovered from a lengthy breast implant operation; "Wife? - Pics or stfu!"

by Chamot December 12, 2006

stfud

"Shut the Fuck Up Donnie"

Used in the movie The Big Lebowski by Walter when Donnie is being a dick fuck. May be used in everyday conversation if talking to someone named Donnie, resembling Donnie, or having a heart attack after a fight in a parking lot with nihilists.

I am the walrus. I am the Walrus. I am the Walrus.
STFUD! Vladimir Illyich Ulyanov!

Dude, shit's not cash I just got shot!
STFUD you're just having a heart attack.

Teacher! Teacher! I have a boner!
STFUD

by youguysaredil-dos December 27, 2010

STFUP

The abbr. of SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE. This is commonly used when used by a polite and very angry goody goody who cannot forget their manners, and involuntarily and accidentally adds please.

Ashley: lalalala
Jessica: STFU
Ashley: don't you mean STFUP?
Jessica: the hell is STFUP? STFUP?
Ashley: it means shut the fuck up please. jeez
Jessica: dork

by immaSYAUD June 27, 2009

STFU n00b!!

Shut the fuck up, newbie!!

Used to tell obnoxious newbies, to, well, shut the fuck up.

n00b: You suck and ur lame go suck my ballzOMGWTFROFLOLMAOFJDKFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: STFU n00b!!

by Bob882 September 22, 2004

STFU and die

Shut the fuck up and die.

Because sometimes, STFU + GTFO just isn't strong enough.

"Can you just STFU and die, plz? >:| ok thnx."

by Jester October 8, 2004