Staticing

The point when you are so drunk or high, when you look at a blank space and see static as if you were looking at an old tv that you had to slap every 5 minutes,

Dude. Im staticing man, I need to pass out.

by Drunkaholic August 12, 2012

Staubing

An adult with an abnormally small frame or child that manages to takes up an obnoxious amount of space.

There was plenty of room for all of us, but she was Staubing the whole aisle.

by FatherJoseph March 30, 2019

Spatuling

Using a spatula for any task, including, but not limited to conventional, practical uses.

"Yeah bud, come over. I'm just spatuling the dirt in my garden."

by Dirtbag Dan & Diamond August 2, 2021

Stating

Intentionally delaying winning a match in a video game to artificially inflate your stats.

Player 1: Don't capture the flag yet
Player 2: Why not? Are we stating this round?
Player 1: Yeah, I'm trying to get my K/D above 3.5 by this weekend.

by DeathPenalty October 18, 2022

stopusinggudhandles

when the handles that you consider "good" are taken. also when you become annoyed when you cant make a good handle for the past 4 hours

"Are you kidding? STOPUSINGGUDHANDLES!!"

by stopusinggudhandles March 6, 2025

Stalsing

When a brother and a sister lay flat on a couch kicking their feet at each other causing physical sex that leads to love and marriage

Ella stop stalsing me or I'll stalse you back

by Alexlovesyou9 March 26, 2025

Statusbeggar

A corporate creature who survives entirely on second-hand glory.
1. Someone who books endless “quick syncs” to ask you what you’re doing, then immediately reports your work as their progress to look important. Basically, a human status dashboard that charges per meeting.
2. Adds zero value to engineering, design, or timelines—unless you count delaying the project so they can host more meetings. If productivity was a crime, they’d have the perfect alibi.

“I spent 45 minutes updating Clark in a meeting he scheduled just so he could update his boss five minutes later. Dude’s a total statusbeggar.”

“Whenever Mutlui asks for a ‘quick update,’ I know she’s about to present my slide deck to leadership again.”

by floatingsidewalk November 4, 2025