Stanley the most calmest cuttest sweetest nicest funniest guy you'll ever meet. He knows how to treat and look out or take care of best friends and people.He's talented with what he does and a bit weird. You can trust him with everything and he'll help you out as much as possble. He's one of those ppl you just want to be bestfriends with him and soemtimes he doesnt know wat he's doing. Take me word he's the best hugger out there and loves to cuddle. He always goes out with friends but always makes sure he has time for someone he likes. He acts stupid in the funiest ways. His hair is so amazing like you just want iht ppl love touchin it and cant stop loving it take my word for it. If you meet him your one of the luckiest persons out there even though you think he's shy and quiet and wont talk or sumdum shyt he did to you. you wont regret having him if you come across one of him make sure you never lets go he's amazing just make sure its the rite Stanley
by littlesomthingfromallofUS<3 June 29, 2010
Get the Stanley mug.An annual event that runs the week of July 4th in a small, town in Stanley, Virginia. The event features a parade, music shows, and rides put up by carnies. Some of the people from remote areas, known as hollers, only get out once a year for the Stanley Homecoming. There are usually fight, confederate flags, and plenty of sluts walking around with bad hair and big tits.
I remember one year at Stanley Homecoming that Lester beat the fuck out of two Mexicans for staring at his easter hog girlfiend.
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A great vocalist. Was part of the band Alice in Chains. A great man.
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Person 2: Hell yeah! Gotta love Layne Staley's vocals. They own Kurt's to the max.
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Hey man what did you have for breakfast? Ah, I just had a hot cup of Stanley Steamers coffee creamer ... My wife is in the e.r.
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Get the Stapley jr.high mug.This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was Employee #427.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.
Employee #427's job was simple: he sat at his desk in Room 427 and he pushed buttons on a keyboard.
Orders came to him through a monitor on his desk telling him what buttons to push, how long to push them, and in what order. This is what Employee #427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others may have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the orders came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job.
And Stanley was happy.
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