SACOFRICOSIS

the intentional or unwitting fondling of one's unit while the hands are placed in one's pockets; a.k.a. "pocket pool."

Although it may start out as an infinitesimal itch, testicular readjustment, or desire to reaffirm and reassure yourself that you're still intact, we, the male species, are guilty of indulging in a little sacofricosis from time to time. When my uncle was busted by my aunt for this, he attempted to save face by saying that he was digging for change.

by weave September 17, 2003

Stache-tastic

When someone is "stache-tastic", they have a great looking mustache or upper lip hair which makes other envious of their mustache. If your mustache makes you look like a porn star or you get more girls with just a mustache as your facial hair of choice, you are stache-tastic!

Damn, James gets all the girls with that mustache of his. He is Stache-tastic!

by JaYmAsTaBaTeS19 May 18, 2009

Flap-Stache

A mustache with long flowing locks straight down with no part. Hanging below the lower lip; a hair curtain for the mouth.

The man tucked his flap-stache behind his ear so he could eat.

by PMoore630 July 28, 2009

Coke Stache

When the upper lip is visibly coated with a layer of cocaine from snorting lines.

Hey man did you catch a glimpse of Paul since he came out of the bathroom? He has a huge coke stache.

by A. Massey March 10, 2019

stache

a mustache (from an abbreviation of mustache)

Your stache is nothing compared to mine.

by Light Joker March 27, 2005

Q-stache

The source behind the Chicago Blackhawks' epic Stanely Cup victory.

i.e. Head Coach Joel Quenneville's mustache.

No one else can have the Q-Stache. It's a fact!

Everyone head coach in the NHL wishes he had something as awesome as the Q-Stache. But that would be impossible. It's a fact!

by Chiago B-Hawk July 28, 2010

stacey van

She is truely legendary. The female equivalent of Frank the Tank. She can out drink any guy, goes streaking and will fight any girl. People chant for her. She is also extremely comedic, and can befriend anyone.

Guy 1: Dude, we partied with stacey van on the weekend, it was unreal.

Guy 2: Whoa, Last time I partied with her, I woke up in jail in Tijuana. Must have been a good time!

by teamrand April 15, 2009