Squishee

People who are more than friends but less than in a relationship. The in between point for people who like each other and aren't willing or ready to advance their relationship.

Sydney and Daniel snuggle on the couch, but they don't kiss so they are Squishee's

by Daniel Beaton July 23, 2008

Squisher

Southern speak for a manually operated coffee maker. Also know as the french press.

I hope the last person to use the squisher cleaned it.

by wampanator June 5, 2010

stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012

Squishmeister

A girl which is real squishy and playful in appearance. When u look at her, you can't help but squish her cheeks and slap her buns.

Jermaine: Wow did you just see that piece of ass?
Terrence: She was a real squishmeister...
Jermaine: Let's go poke her!

by Tee man June 23, 2014

move the squishmellows

moving the squishmellows entails having sex on someone else's futon. The squishmellows get moved out of common decency and to make more space on the futon.

"how was your weekend with your boyfriend?"

"it was really good!"

"Did you move the squishmellows?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"

"Yessss the squismellows were moved!"

by Josephina cuntina September 26, 2021

Dream Squasher

A Person that likes to interrupt or change other people's plans.

Jason: I'm going to smoke my joint now.

Debbie: no, smoke it after dinner.

Christie: Debbie don't be such a Dream squasher.

by Js January 2, 2015

cock squasher

one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.

she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.

by Ken Mac July 31, 2007