Squiff

a queef involving a spewed cream pie

She squiffed and it felt good

by Deviva November 19, 2007

squiffy

Something imagined or not real

"I saw a unicorn last night"
"Really? Sounds a bit squiffy to me"

by Prof. Jack Package January 23, 2009

Squiff

adj. Skew, when referring to one's sexual preference.

The idiot was squiff as a carebear.

by The corrector of bad Grammar December 30, 2004

Squiff

To be scruffy or cute

Hey, that hot girl over there's looking pretty damn Squiff!

by Arcade82 March 17, 2015

squiff

Dispute, disagreement or misunderstanding in a relationship.

She was upset because we had a squiff.

by providan December 24, 2006

squiffy

Statement of complete ambivilence. Often used as a bland response to a statement that is neither good nor bad nor particularly interesting.

Dave - I worked on a boat once. Jenny - Isn't that squiffy.

by cryinghill May 27, 2005

Squiff

A squiff is when someone itches there ass/ genitals and swipes there fingers under your nose. I squiffed you haha

You got squiffed! (Swipe asshole fingers under your nose)

by Cmf7890 May 18, 2019