Squeedl-Eedl

Where an inanimate object grows legs and runs away, e.g you lose your phone

Your phone squeedl-eedld away

by Ib1302 August 17, 2018

Squeedis

It's just weed.

Person 1: You got that OG Afghan 420 kush?

Person 2: You mean squeedis? yeah I gotchu

by Leeis October 15, 2018

scandinavian squeegee

The act of fucking a girl from behind. At ejaculation punching the girl with both fists in the side tensing up the asshole allowing the skat to slide cleanly off the penis.

squeegie, skandinavian, punch, fist, ejaculation, penis, skat, scandinavian squeegee

by Astrabacus May 2, 2010

squee

The cry of the rabid fangirl (Usually a rabid anime fangirl), heard across many hallways.

In refference to media:

Squee! ED IS SO HOT!
Squee! Full Metal Alchemist manga!

In refference to another person:
It's my boyfriend! Squee!

by Alex Bahder December 28, 2005

Squeeble

The quilted pattern you get on your nails when you go to bed too soon after painting them with nail varnish.
N.B. Even when your nail varnish appears to be dry, you are still at risk of squeeble.

Girl One: "I'm going to bed"
Girl Two: "Haven't you just painted your nails?"
Girl One: "Yeah... Like an hour ago"
Girl Two: "BEWARE THE SQUEEBLE!!"

by Kirsty and Nog January 18, 2009

squeegee men

a man or woman who, with washcloth and squeegee in hand, cleans windshields of cars stopped in traffic and then somehow expects to get paid by the drivers

"squeegee men are conniving panhandlers who, because you pity them that very instant they finish the job, they take your money".(not to mention washcloth was dirtier than the windshield before they started to clean it and now the drivers side window is all smudge)

by Sam Price November 29, 2007

Squeedily Spooch

The irken equivelent of an organ, it controls all bodily functions.

Hurts when hit by dodge ball.

"auugh! My Squeedily Spooch!"

by got_human? February 10, 2005