Spreadsheeter

It is said of a homosexual man who really loves NSA sex with one, two or lots of men. Mostly, but not always, a bottom gay.
Expression comes from Argentina, where it is an habit for some gays to go to Brazil and have sex with as many dudes as possible, then ''fill Excel spreadsheets with the dicks they ate''.

''He's a totally spreadsheeter; look how the bitch is counting all the guys who fucked him''.

by dantelicious July 11, 2009

Spreadcheat

A large, seemingly complex, data-packed spreadsheet often containing multiple colored rows, columns, charts and graphs, that is kept open on one or more your office monitors solely to imply the presence of important work being done

Every time I leave work early or take a nap in the warehouse while on the clock, I make sure to leave at least 1 spreadcheat open on my computer for passers-by to notice.

by Broofbo23 August 31, 2012

Spreadshot

SPREADSHOT
(adjective)

1. Fatigue due to use of spreadsheets.

“I spent all day trying to crunch these numbers and now I am spreadshot.”

by joannasaurusrex August 10, 2017

Spreadache

A minor headache or fuzziness of vision caused by spending too much time working on an Excel spreadsheet.

I just spent two hours working on that spreadsheet and it’s given me a bit of a spreadache.

by P & C Holdings Samui Ltd November 9, 2017

spreadass

another way to say deadass

yo are you spreadass right now?

by limeeto October 25, 2020

Spreadhugger

Someone who disregards personal space during a pandemic and continues to give hugs, wanted or not

He’s such a spreadhugger! We were all sat, distanced in our masks and he comes flouncing in hugging anyone who didn’t get out of his way fast enough.

by Aniaur August 30, 2021

Spreadshite

A spreadsheet that is filled with shite. Most probably it has been provided to the data team as a 'database' and contains everything from multiple date formats, to bizarre unicode characters and is unfailingly riddled with tab spaces and newlines. Whats more, a true speadshite should be sent to as 'Twenty five minutes work for the data team'.

"Did we the data exports yet? They should have sent them as XML files for each table"
"Well, we got a spreadsheet, but I'm having some trouble loading it, I get almost twice as many records when I try to parse it"
"Ohhh great, so another spreadshite, thats the 3rd time this week. Did they at least format the text fields for us?"
"Nah, chemical formulas just pasted in as ordinary cells"
"Fucking spreadshite"

by will_shatner February 3, 2023