spork

THE single most versatile instrument to exist above, on, or below the surface of the earth.

It has the scooping ability of a spoon and the stabbing ability of a fork! It's a spork!

by Shawn E. April 16, 2003

spork

a verb

the act of spooning with an erection

Steve sporked with Sally last night

by matt sizzle October 17, 2003

Spork

The spermy cork that forms atop the penis shaft shortly after ejaculation. The next time one urinates the Spork flys like a champagne cork usually leading to some misguided urine.

I blew my spork and pissed all over the toilet seat!

by darealjz June 1, 2010

Spork

An ancient deadly weapon

Fuck he's got a spork!

by WaNkMaStA tEaPoT + Co. July 26, 2005

Sporking

The act of "spooning" with the intent of turning into the act of sex. Usually by use of an erection while spooning.

I woke up this morning to my boyfriend sporking me, which of course lead to sex.

by Lord Rader June 3, 2011

spork

1. In the fooly cooly series, it means Cleavage. Feel free to yell it out whenever you see huge tits.

2. A spoon and a fork combined to make the ultimate TV dinner experience!

1. *Stacked girl walks by* "SPORK!"

2. Thank god for this spork. Now I don't have to reach my fat ass across the room!

by flclimax1 March 19, 2008

sporking

Having sex in a spooning position.

It's spooning, plus forking.

We were cuddling in bed, but he had morning wood and we totally ended up sporking before work.

by Wachel Bwady February 9, 2009