Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

sopped

1. drunk.

2. anything thoroughly soaked.

3. pacified or quieted.

"let's get drunk and film ourselves thinking up an idea for a movie, then when that idea ends up really blowing chunks, we can just make a bizarre postmodern mess using the clips of our sopped asses"

"yeah!"

by apemangirl December 1, 2007

spapped

worse than tapped- someone that is so ugly you can’t look at them

man your looking spapped today!

by emsk May 2, 2019

Slopped

1.to spill from a container
2.to splash or spill liquid on
3.to dish out messily
4.to become spilled or splashed

As I said with the word Shit Taco,I want shit slopped all over it.

by John T February 2, 2005

skopped

To Skype with others while watching "Chopped" on the Food Network.

also: skopping, skopp.

Bro, last night I was totally in a bad mood, then I skopped with a bunch of the bros, it was homeless for sure.

by The2100 May 26, 2010

Sopped Up

A phrase trademarked by the wonderful southern style cooking channel "Stove Top Kisses". The phrase is relating to something so darn good that you can't help but say it's "sopped up".

"Is it Sopped Up in there?" "HEY! That ain't Sopped Up!"

by L8rG8r_9000 October 31, 2020

HID Data has stopped working

A bug that shows at startup on a computer using the Windows Vista OS.

I see the HID Data has stopped working dialog box again. I wish I could afford an Apple MAC.

by catfight12 January 8, 2009