post cum; after spooge

the small amount of semen that oozes from the penis up to 5 minutes after ejaculation.

The post cum put a spot on my new trousers.

by Ernie September 29, 2004

spooge launcher

A penis capable of an emphatic discharge, either by velocity, distance or both.

I made a real mess with my spooge launcher last night. I still haven't found all of it yet.

by wild chewbacca September 12, 2011

spooge chaser

Someone who drinks seminal fluids that have been excreted into an anal or vaginal cavity.

She spooge chased his leftovers.

by tinker bell April 14, 2004

sporgle, sporgles (sporty + single]

A sporgle (from Sport and Single) is a straight, single, urban-based man or woman who is looking for someone to play sports together (or more).

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people.

I am. Who isn’t a sporgle. We all like sports and we all like being with other people. so most of us are sporgles

by hannah79 September 8, 2005

Spooge

Another term used to describe cum.

I was in school and this hot girl bent over and I fucking spooged in my pants!

by Doh Nuts 13 September 14, 2004

Spooge Gopher

A mess of hair and cum that accumulates in your plughole, after weeks of wanking in the shower.

That spooge gopher in the bathroom actually crawled out and asked me to comment on the duality of man this morning. Clean your bath, man!

by Chiefwiddler2 June 9, 2009

Swoogless

When you're NOT Swoog enough to be Swoogish

You swoogless FREAK

by SwoogJuice August 30, 2019