Spock ears

Large, pointy ears, whether real or used as part of a Halloween costume. Taken from Mr. Spock, the Vulcan science officer from the classic "Star Trek".

That guy must be a Trekker. He always wears Spock ears to every Halloween party!

by pentozali November 8, 2005

crazy like a Spock who’s just had his mother insulted

Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.

First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.

If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.

by ronnachu August 18, 2009

cum socks

A 'special' sock that is used for 'mopping up' following a 'five knuckle shuffle'. Such footwear have the unusual characteristics of being able to stand upright after repeated use.

Used extensivley by males aged 11 upwards.

Time to go to the launderette: my cum socks aren't mopping up anymore.

by The Cap'n June 3, 2004

spock five

noun. A high five using Star Trek "Vulcan Salute" between two awesome people.

Person 1: Wow did you see those two, they just spock fived

Person 2: Gosh they are cool i wish i could be them!

by cnbear99 October 8, 2009

bobby socks

Teenage girl's sartorial in the 50s

I remember bobby socks, saddle shoes and poodle skirts being my sartorial choices when I was sweet sixteen!

by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022

programming socks

Programming socks are long tubular socks typically 60cm - 80cm (24" - 31") in length from the heel. Contrary to popular belief such socks are more popular with men than women. Additionally, the socks inhibit a buff increasing the naturally occurring levels of dopamine causing a chain reaction leading to increased coding ability in lower-level programming languages such as Assembly or the C languages. Programming socks are highly correlated with the crossdressing, femboy, trans and programming community.

Astolfo: ugh, this code just doesn't make sense, why are the pointers not working?!?
Felix: Bro, you forgot your programming socks.
Astolfo: Shoot, one second.
... Some time passes and Astolfo puts on his programming socks ...
Astolfo: pff, this was an easy fix, how couldn't I see I needed to use an asterisk? Thanks for reminding me, Felix.

by That one Swede September 15, 2022

Spockmate

Victory condition for an argument where only one participant cares about the point being debated.

"...so you see, Scotty's affectation of a Scottish accent in the original Star Trek is a reference to the dominance of the Scottish shipbuilding industry in the 19th century."

"Fine! Yes! You win! You have me spockmated! Stop talking!"

by Logan Hawkes May 1, 2006