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double sporting

The act of wearing items of clothing representing two different sports teams, typically of different sports, at the same time.
You're not going to wear that Blackhawks jersey with a Steelers cap today, are you? I can't be seen in public with you if you're going to be double sporting.
by Truck Stop Mama February 20, 2014
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Sparting

Farting on your signifigant other in bed while spooning.
Babe, you're never eating chilli for dinner again. I was spooning you when you fell asleep and you just kept sparting on me.
by mamadids October 16, 2013
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shorting a stock

taking an investment position that will benefit if the value of the stock goes down. Traditionally, "shorting a stock" means borrowing shares of stock from another broker, selling them, then buying them back (after the price has fallen) in order to return the stocks to the broker from whom they were borrowed.

You can short a stock using a derivative; this can include buying futures in the stock (i.e., a contract to sell someone else the stocks); or buying a put option (also called a put). A third way is to write a call (i.e., a call option, also known as a call) for the stock.
Shorting a stock usually requires a great deal of skill and courage; even the most talented short will only make money during rare crises.
by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010
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Dick's Sporting Wood

Giant retailer of condoms and other sexual enhancement products.
Joff: My girlfriend is coming into town this weekend. I can't wait to give her the balogna pony. I need to pick up a 12 pack of condoms.

LL: I heard Dick's Sporting Wood is having a blow-out sale on condoms and viagra this weekend.

Joff: Awesome! Do you need me to pick you up anything while I'm there?

LL: Yes, can you get me some of that Black Magic? I plan on getting some poontang of my own!
by joff leff December 28, 2011
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Snorting Bull

(noun) The quick exhale through the nose directly after drinking from a very strong alcoholic drink (a shot or mixed drink).
(Owen takes a sip from his mixer and does a Snorting Bull)
Bill: Snortin' Bull!
Colby: Drinkin Feltch?
Owen: Skol.
by M Laing August 5, 2010
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Sporting Toe

When a chick has a camel toe.
Damn, Merissa was sporting toe today. What a whore!
by Dushon Mandicks May 20, 2008
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Sploinger

Skin up a sploinger;
Are you comin round fer a sploinger?
Can i have a light please as my sploinger has went out?
This sploinger tastes of gak!
What was in that sploinger?
by woodstein antrim November 1, 2008
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