spraff

(Scottish)to lie about something or make something up.

statement:"I'm a millionaire, Ive been to the moon"
Reply:"Spraff!"

by Blythe Richardson December 16, 2008

spraffing

chatting bare shit, when under the influence of narcotics (i. e: MDMA) when one's mouth appears to be independent of one's body/brain.

"I was so mashed last night, I was spraffing away like fuck"

by kgx! October 9, 2006

splaff

When a guy shoots his load into a girls ass.

My god, I splaffed into her ass so hard she ended up in China.

by Ricardinho May 30, 2006

Spaff

To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)

Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.

by Big-OH January 23, 2009

spaff mining

what someone does after fucking with out a condom and does not want a sprog so they finger out all the spaff and eat it. you can practcie on a nice juicy creame egg

james: i was spaff mining in some minger last night as i didnt want to have to pay child support

by dave February 21, 2005

Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word

Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"

by Alex Turb April 21, 2007

Spaff n back pabb

Where the act of spaff n pabbing is prohibited due to the lack of front pubes usually caused by excessive spaff n pabbing
The act of spaff n back pabbing is the use of bum pubes as a substitute for regular pubes

Yeah I spaff n back pabbed this slut so my wife wouldent notice the lack of front pubes

by The Jeddi May 10, 2010