Philadelphia Snowstorm

When you're both about to cum and you run outside and jizz over the grass.

David: "Hey Z why is she so pissed at you?"
Z: "Oh I pulled old Philadelphia Snowstorm"

by g310 March 1, 2011

Snowsteria

When snow starts falling in Upstate South Carolina, grocery stores get ransacked, schools close & businesses shut down at a slight dusting of the ground with ZERO accumulation on the roads. This is referred to as snowsteria, a close cousin to hysteria.

I've been out shopping for milk & bread since the snowsteria was issued for tomorrow night. I bought twelve loaves of bread, but I could only round up seven gallons of milk... you can't ever be too careful.

Why are the schools opening today? They know the weatherman is calling for a snowsteria this afternoon.

With any luck I won't have to show up for work/school tomorrow since theirs a 20% chance of a snowsteria.

by BrickAlley March 2, 2010

Snowsturbate

The act of shoving your dick in the snow, and masturbating like that, basically humping the snow.

Snowsturbate: Johnny! Stop snowsturbating out there and come out here this instant!!!

by NinjaFapist January 19, 2015

Snowstorm in Tallaght

A snowstorm in Tallaght is when all the criminals from the west come out and raid stores and quite literally demolish buildings with stolen JCB's.

Person A: Hear about the snowstorm in Tallaght in 2018? They demolished a Lidl.
Person B: I heard they even robbed the safe from the back.

by Any Hash? January 3, 2019

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way past the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

Polar bear in a snowstorm

Something that is hard to find

Finding a job is like trying to find a polar bear in a snowstorm

by Hippo12 August 14, 2011

Snowstormed

When someone sticks you last second in Halo before dying. Named after a player with snowstorm in his gamer-tag infamous for doing said action.

me: *goes in for pummel*
enemy: *sticks point blank*
*both die*
me: "DAMNIT HE SNOWSTORMED ME"

by Dr Freedom April 7, 2013