snowsteak 

Blind squirrel

Even a snowsteak could find an acorn ever once in a while

snowsteak by johnwayne_x April 4, 2021

snowstick 

a marijuana joint thats dipped in snow before smoking. A common practice in Toronto, Canada. Makes the joint smooth, and prevents it from running.

X:- *cough cough*. I got throat cancer man i can't smoke joints anymore.
Y:- yo this is toronto biaatch. lets smoke a snowstick
*2 minutes later*
X:- damn im so high.. and im not coughing anymore.. this is awesome
Y:- yea buddy. a snow stick makes addiction so much easier on ur throat

snowstick by blitz123 February 6, 2008

snowstalgia 

The feeling that all snow from my childhood was deeper, lasted longer and came more often!

"When I was a kid, it snowed up to my armpits every weekend."

"Dude, get over it. You've got a wicked case of snowstalgia."

snowstalgia by EmmaSez December 22, 2008

Snowstradamus 

an individual who comments on the fact that inclement weather is expected, in such a way as to imply that he or she is the first or only person who pays attention to weather forecasts

75 of your friends on facebook write "SNOW'S COMING!" your response to all of them: "thanks, snowstradamus, for telling me what 74 other people and the morning news already told me."

Snowstradamus by kira ai January 14, 2011

Slowseakow 

A person who drinks holy water and is hated by most people

person 1:Yo bro Broski did you hear about that slowseakow?

Person 2:yeah bro I saw him drinking holy water in the bathroom

Slowseakow by Slowseacow June 9, 2020

Snowsnake 

An alcoholic shot: 1 part Gin, 1 part Everclear, 1 part Lemon Juice

Pour me a Snowsnake.

Snowsnake by Teddy Shlew December 12, 2012

Snowsteria 

When snow starts falling in Upstate South Carolina, grocery stores get ransacked, schools close & businesses shut down at a slight dusting of the ground with ZERO accumulation on the roads. This is referred to as snowsteria, a close cousin to hysteria.

I've been out shopping for milk & bread since the snowsteria was issued for tomorrow night. I bought twelve loaves of bread, but I could only round up seven gallons of milk... you can't ever be too careful.

Why are the schools opening today? They know the weatherman is calling for a snowsteria this afternoon.

With any luck I won't have to show up for work/school tomorrow since theirs a 20% chance of a snowsteria.

Snowsteria by BrickAlley March 2, 2010