snorg tees

A website that advertises on Urban Dictionary, among other "hip" sites viewed by the teen-to-20s demographic. They sell t-shirts that have pop culture references on them that are fun to look at but in reality are only bought by clueless frat boys who are trying to express how "in touch" they are with Internet humor.

Snorg's advertising campaign features fuckable (not necessarily attractive) female models that would never wear these shirts in real life.

FRAT BOY 1: "SUP BRAH! CHECK OUT MY NEW THREADS... JUST GOT IT FROM SNORG TEES.COM LOL!"

FRAT BOY 2: "CRESCENT FRESH, BROSKI! YOU'RE SO IN TOUCH WITH MEEEEMS!"

by phubans September 2, 2010

Snorgle

To hug/snuggle a really cute something.

"Oh my God did you see that puppy on 7th? OMG I want to snorgle it! ^_^"

by bhm2006 May 18, 2006

snoredom

Synonym of boredom. The individual struck with snoredom often falls asleep.

"Man, I just had a Linguistics class and I almost perished of snoredom."

by Doug Grz March 27, 2008

Snore-Off

A fierce competition to be the most boring, conformist and non-inspiring individual on the face of the fucking planet.

I really thought I could win the family Snore-Off, but my uncle beat me out with his 50 years of 8-3 employment ... Up at 6, in bed by 6 complacency.

by YAWA June 2, 2019

Coochi Snorcher

A name for the female genatalia.

"My mama tella me in a scary, loud, life-threatening voice to stop scratching my Coochi Snorcher." - The Vagina Monolouges by Eve Ensler

by Felix the Fetus February 4, 2009

snorfling

A combination of sniffing, snorting, and truffling. Often used in regard to various body orifices, particularly ones below the belt.

Can also be done in a bed under the blanket or in the dark with loud grunting sounds.

Zooooomagawd, we came home drunk from the bar, and this guy was like totally snorfling my vadge. I had to smack him unconscious.

by hello world champion April 26, 2011

Snorf

A very large sniff. Too much to be a sniff. Not enough time to be considered smelling.

You gotta come snorf this.

by RunawayTra1n August 2, 2018