Pussy Snorkel

Also known as a snatch snorkel, the Pussy Snorkel allows a man to continue breathing while performing cunnilingus. Often used in a spa, bathtub, or even a bowl of jello, if that's your thing. Also useful in the event your partner is a veritable jungle down there.

The only known manufacturer of this life-saving accessory is pussysnorkel dot com

Nearly smothered by the Appalachian Grizzly Beaver he took home from the bar, Rob was saved from certain asphyxiation by his trusty Pussy Snorkel.

by MuffDiveMaster September 4, 2009

white snorkel

When you take a ball of powdered cocaine and place it lightly in your mouth, and then blow it into another person's anus to be absorbed rectally.

Randy: "Bro, I got Jane to give me a white snorkel!"
Tim: "Aight, word to yo mother"

by Mike G.....///.... October 12, 2010

Morning Snorkel

The act of receiving head when you have morning wood.

That bitch is crazy for my dick she gave me a morning snorkel today.

by Morning Snorkel June 30, 2016

clear the snorkel

To masturbate

Same as...

Bash the bishop
Choke the chicken
Yank the plank
Clean the pipes
Grapple the gorilla
Pet the one eyed snake
Stroke the salami
Massage colin
Toss off
Shake hands with the milkman
Greet the old chap
tommy tank
Spank Off
Spank the Monkey
Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

I went to the club, but y mack was weak, I had to go home alone and clear the snorkel.

by Dwayne November 22, 2005

snoresville

adjective

describing something painfully boring

math
school
parental lectures

by phil jackson April 28, 2005

snorkeling

(variation of the roman war helmet) This maneuver is performed by placing your testicles over the eyes of your partner, forming a mask. Then the breathing apparatus is formed by placing the end of your penis into the receiver's mouth. This maneuver if preferably performed in water(bath tub, hot tub, pool etc.)

My girlfriend wanted to go snorkeling in the islands but I couldn't afford it. So instead, I tricked her into snorkeling my penis.

by enice482 April 16, 2008

Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and higher educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth growing into a bitter, smug adult asshole.

Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.

by Buffeteria March 24, 2011