charming the snake

To charm the snake means to pull on one's own wiener. I.E. Masturbate

I told her instead of going on a date, I would rather stay home charming the snake by myself.

by myanacondadoesnot November 21, 2014

Charming the Snake

Jerking-off or being jerked-off.

I walked in on the TV Repair man charming the snake.

by Dr. Jym July 23, 2017

charming the one eyed trouser snake

A new term which I just invented on the spot which refers to male masturbation.

Martin: I watched some wicked hardcore porn last night mate.
Matt: Really?
Martin: Yeah, it was so good that I couldn't resist charming the one eyed trouser snake!!
Matt: Cool

by Jim July 19, 2004

snakecharge

Removing someone's electronic device from the charger in order to charge your own device. Usually, without telling them.

"Hey why isn't my phone charged?" "Sorry bro, I snakecharged you and forgot to put your phone back on afterwards."

by kbor November 17, 2011

snakecharmer

A person who sells something that is worth nothing.

"Those snakecharmers were charming the shit out of us back there, thank God we got out of there uncharmed"

by snakecharm October 4, 2009