Smidgable

Something or someone who is just too cute. This is often said around children and infants (especially with super chubby cheeks) People use this word to describe how cute something or someone is and how much they wanna just squeeze their cheeks off!

OH, MY GOD, SHE IS SO CUTE! HER CHEEKS ARE JUST SO SMIDGABLE

by BleachGirl101 July 22, 2018

Smidgineer

Someone who is great at working with tiny intricate measurements. A smidgineer will get the measurement or angle correct every time.

A smidgician is a master smidgineer. A wizard in his field. A smidgician can eyeball a measurement from across the room and nail it 100 percent of the time.

Wow, you smigineered the f*#k out of that. Your smigineering skills are out of this world. I believe I can smidgineer it in there.

by The smidgician November 19, 2019

SMWD

S- Suck

M- My
W- Whole

D- Dick

Smwd you stupid - NYC Slang

by Nycgod December 9, 2022

Pex Smiddy

A really big idiot who isn't a good gamer and has a lame YouTube channel

"What's up boys and girls it's Pex Smiddy here or P-E-X Smiddy, whatever floats your fricken boat"

by kfcftw July 17, 2018

swids

the time off between swings shift (12:30 pm-12:30 am) and mid shift (8:30 pm-8:30 am) where a person only gets about 30-36 hours to adjust their sleep schedule before another 7 day work week

sailor 1- "Hey man what shift are you going to be on?"
sailor 2- "Just getting off of swings today, going into swids."
sailor 1- "Oh man that's rough, hope you enjoy no time off between 80 hour work weeks."
sailor 2- " Don't remind me."

by bluen'gold October 20, 2010

swider

Pronunciation: su wai der
Function:noun
1 : a person who reserves space (as on an airplane) but neither uses nor cancels the reservation
2 : a person who buys a ticket (as to a sporting event) but does not attend; broadly : a person who is expected but who does not show up
3 : failure to show up
Function:verb
1 : to fail to show up

Dave said he was coming to the dinner but he swidered again.

by Burnszilla February 9, 2007

Smidiot

Derived from "Smart Idiot." One of those annoying, over-educated, know-everything people that are armed with a bevy of useless facts. They are completely lacking in common sense and charisma. Usually found in their native habitats of Wall Street, or leadership positions in companies that go broke shortly thereafter.

Almost anyone that helped blow up Wall Street firms during the mortgage meltdown. Anyone that worked at Bear Stearns or Lehman brothers. In the movies, the Smidiot is usually an Eddie Haskell type character, a smarmy know-it-all.

by Dasan November 23, 2009