the time off between swings shift (12:30 pm-12:30 am) and mid shift (8:30 pm-8:30 am) where a person only gets about 30-36 hours to adjust their sleep schedule before another 7 day work week
sailor 1- "Hey man what shift are you going to be on?"
sailor 2- "Just getting off of swings today, going into swids."
sailor 1- "Oh man that's rough, hope you enjoy no time off between 80 hour work weeks."
sailor 2- " Don't remind me."
sailor 2- "Just getting off of swings today, going into swids."
sailor 1- "Oh man that's rough, hope you enjoy no time off between 80 hour work weeks."
sailor 2- " Don't remind me."
by bluen'gold October 20, 2010

Woman 1: You working too hard, You look like you need some sleep.
Man 2: I Got too much to do, I'm in a Swid mood.
Man 2: I Got too much to do, I'm in a Swid mood.
by MacBlac66 July 9, 2015

by E Jade May 13, 2020

Acronym for “Superior White Illinois Dick”. It’s a term used by Illinois-based White supremacists and neo nazis to describe the penis of a “pure Aryan” citizen of Illinois. One may most commonly encounter this term in niche Discord servers housing terminally online gooners, actual racists and/or people who have never felt the touch of a woman.
Person 1: “‘Sup, I’m a blue eyed, blond white guy from Illinois.”
Person 2: “Okay, didn’t ask.”
Person 1: “Suck my SWID, you Untermensch! >:(“
Person 2: “Okay, didn’t ask.”
Person 1: “Suck my SWID, you Untermensch! >:(“
by The True League of Nations April 1, 2025

Short utterance, gesture, or pause immediately after saying something that is intended to be funny, but usually isn't. The statement is usually practiced, but a swid means the speaker has nothing better to say and is temporarily speechless. The spelling is a backronym of "See What I Did?".
Everyone in the boardroom stared at the ceiling as his swid dropped to a whimper after yelling "that's what she said!" during the boss's presentation.
by badlywords July 10, 2020
