That smacktard is invincible, don't bother wasting the ammo.
Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.
Smacktards like you are the reason the world is so messed up.
by Matt I September 11, 2004
n. - A person that lacks intellegence and/or common sense, to the point of seeming to be mentally retarded, who is not actually a retard, thus making it socially acceptable to smack them as needed. This condition is currently commonly caused by exposure to online chat rooms, and was previously mostly caused by smack (heroin, not cocaine as suggested by other definitions, and part of the origin of the term, if not part of the current evolution.)
by Ryyn May 25, 2008
As a default this word can be look at in its base components,
Smack,
To hit, or physically abuse
Slang, Cocain, a drung know to cause brain damnage
'tard
Re: Retard(ed)
Slowed down,
To be slow of thought,
Smacktard is generally an internet phrase use to insult peoples speed of thought, trying to avoid misrepresentations of physically handicaped people, implying that either hard drugs, or repeated attacks to the head are more likly to be the cause.
Smack,
To hit, or physically abuse
Slang, Cocain, a drung know to cause brain damnage
'tard
Re: Retard(ed)
Slowed down,
To be slow of thought,
Smacktard is generally an internet phrase use to insult peoples speed of thought, trying to avoid misrepresentations of physically handicaped people, implying that either hard drugs, or repeated attacks to the head are more likly to be the cause.
by Flash¹³ Egis-Minsky October 06, 2004
Noun. A derivation of the word "Smackhead" (which denotes a heroin addict). Someone who is such a worthless bastard or idiot that they might as well be a full-on heroin junkie. This did not, as most of the current definitions suggest, originate from internet gaming, because it has been in use for the last 10 years or more. The author of this definition recalls using as well as hearing the word circa 1992.
"If you think this word originated from Battlefield '42, you're more of a smacktard than I thought."
by Erik Jacobson May 20, 2005
by DiDwE September 23, 2008
Someone who says things that are so stupid or obvious that you just want to smack them upside the head.
Fey: Now how do I get this up?
Lana: You might want to rephrase that...
Jake: Yeah...
...
Josh: AAAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A PENIS!!!
Everyone: Um, no Josh...
...
Jake: Smacktard...
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Eliot: 'Fucktard' is the best expression ever.
Laura: No, 'smacktard' is. You smack a smacktard, but you don't fuck a fucktard.
Eliot: Yeah, well you don't arse a hole either...
...
Laura: WTF...
Lana: You might want to rephrase that...
Jake: Yeah...
...
Josh: AAAHAHAHAHA YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT A PENIS!!!
Everyone: Um, no Josh...
...
Jake: Smacktard...
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Eliot: 'Fucktard' is the best expression ever.
Laura: No, 'smacktard' is. You smack a smacktard, but you don't fuck a fucktard.
Eliot: Yeah, well you don't arse a hole either...
...
Laura: WTF...
by q(^0^)p April 23, 2008
Someone too unrepentantly stupid to be called a wordfucktard. Smacktards actually are trying to be stupid.
Your friends are such a pack of smacktards....cuz they keep on hanging out with a wordfucktard like you.
by Balzac February 19, 2003