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Garlic eating surrender monkeys

What a surprise... the Garlic eating surrender monkeys have lost again.
by jellyxx_xxbaby March 14, 2011
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sterrence

An animal created by the singular Strong Bad in his own image. The cuteness of this creature often causes a person to want one.
"Sterrence is better than that washed-up old The Cheat I used to have."
by Halfie November 29, 2004
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n. -- a citizen of France (SYN. see spineless)

The term derives from the French military history, especially in reference to their lack of vitories.
"It's not his fault. He's a cheese-eating surrender monkey."
by DamnProudAmerican May 19, 2004
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mutual surrender

Its when two fat people try to fuck but cant because of their bellies ( in the way) so the both agree to masterbate
He wont be able to get to her stuff and she cant get to his.... thats a mutual surrender
by 1212inc. February 7, 2014
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surrender monkey

A frenchman. French people in general are ill tempered and, as history has shown, total cowards.
As soon as the nazis entered france, france surrendered and the nazis walked into paris without opposition. Damn surrender monkeys.
by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009
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Surrender Monkey

A pejorative term used against French citizens, coming from Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, based on some assumption that French soldiers are cowards, just because France got occupied by Germany during WW2.

Mostly used by retards who think their country is better than the others for some reason, think this joke is still funny just because the Simpsons used it, or just some idiots who never heard of the Resistance.
My great-grandfather was in the Resistance during WW2, and died while trying to free France from the Nazis. Does that make him a Surrender Monkey too ?
by an Ankoù April 21, 2011
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No surrender

The term used by good loyal unionists of the british state of Northern Ireland, to affirm their undying resolve to defend the best country in the world from the lowlife that call themselves Republicans. eg I.R.A

Comes from the siege of derry were loyal protestants defeated the Earl of antrim who was under the authority of the pope-head King James in 1689
The loyalist state of Northern ireland will never change its stance of no surrender to the papist scum of the IRA. No surrender
by Big_m February 11, 2007
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