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slackjaw

One whos mouth is open all the time.
Look at her mouth, she has really bad slackjaw.
by Soloman Johnson November 20, 2006
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slackjaw

North American term for an extemely ignorant, possible inbred person. Usually of rural heritage.

see also: hick, mouthbreather, yokel
"Some folks will never eat a skunk, but then again some folks'll - like Cletus the slackjawed yokel."

--The Simpsons
by fortuga November 12, 2004
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Snackpacked

When you take the lid off of a snackpack of Pudding, and it has pudding on it. Then you hit someone with it.
I snackpacked John in the eye for calling my mom fat.
by jeffrey canzani May 9, 2005
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Blackjack Rating System

A method of rating hot females with your mates that isn't as obvious as giving them a number out of 10.
It is essential that you and the other males involved have a decent knowledge of the card game, Blackjack.
It basically comes down to whether or not you want to hit it or not.
If you were to be dealt a 17 you may or may not hit depending on the level of risk you are willing to take. Sluts and ugly females usually only get numbers higher than this as you are either taking a risk (with an STD) or you have nothing to lose.
If dealt a 12-16 you would probably hit it.
10 or less is a definite hit.
If you get 11 you would double down.
Pair of # is used when there is two girls together as you can split them up and hit them both. Remember the lower the number, the more times you are able to hit.
Dan: Check out that pair of 4's.
Tim: Good call mate, how about that 16 over there?
Dan: Yeah maybe after a few beers. Your mum is definately an 11.
Tim: Your mum is a 2 and the dealer has 20.
Dan: How good is the blackjack rating system hey.
Tim: About as good as that 10 over there.
Dan: Yeah I'd definately hit that.
by RusselT April 7, 2008
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SlackBack

A SlackBack is a person who doesn’t do any work, put effort into projects or assignments and they rely on others to do work for them.
Ugh jack won’t do any work he’s such a SlackBack!
by ELLY HII November 23, 2020
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slapknackers

A pair of oversized breasts that slap you in the face
My! What a pair of slapknackers
by Alen Boardman March 18, 2006
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slackjaw

An individual with loss for words, staring blankly with mouth open. Often clueless and/or confused.
Also used as two words: "slack jaw", "slack-jaw"

"When asked to calculate the tax, she stood there slackjawed."

"The slack-jawed prophet said nothing when asked about the future of man, thus answering the question with clarity"

"The Slack Jaw Prophets rocked the house"
by MonteryJack August 7, 2007
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