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SmackJack
Person A: Oi Bench, Another SmackJack Is Coming Over.
Person B: Quick, Stab That Mofo And Nick His Wallet!
SmackJack: **Gets Stabbed**
Person A: Shame
Person B: Quick, Stab That Mofo And Nick His Wallet!
SmackJack: **Gets Stabbed**
Person A: Shame
SmackJack by Henryy Morgann March 18, 2008
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Snapjacker
n. Someone who intrudes upon, invades or disrupts - often covertly - the photograph of another. Snapjacking can be accomplished by facial expressions, hand signs or gestures, and in certain cases, handwritten signs.
See photobomber, photobombing
See photobomber, photobombing
Snapjacker by toomuchflystyles July 14, 2011
Stackpack
Stackpack by HighLyfeStyle November 7, 2018
Slackback
A slackback is referring to a day when you are slacking off from dialing and selling. It can also mean a day that you did not post any new sales on Slack.
Becky "I just got a chargeback."
Mandy "Girl, I hear you, but you have seen your slackbacks? Get rid of those days and the chargeback will disappear."
Mandy "Girl, I hear you, but you have seen your slackbacks? Get rid of those days and the chargeback will disappear."
Slackback by Insurance Guru November 9, 2022
Snackcake
A Snackcake is someone who gives horrible dutch rudders and should be banned from society. Typically this person associates themselves with the fraternity of Tau Kappa Epsilon.
Dude, have you seen snackcake? He told me he was gonna give me a Dutch Rudder, but then he just ended puking all over my dick.
Sharkjacking
An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.
This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.
This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.
"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise
Sharkjacking by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026