Snackjack 

Prone to occur in communal enviorments such as a joint kitchentte or a domestic refrigerator, the snackjack is no less than a crime against nature.
It can strike everywhere and anywhere and none is spared.
Put simply, to be robbed of one's snack.

"Hey, anyone seen my snickers?"
*Everyone goes Silent*
"Zounds! Snackjacked again."

Snackjack by Beepus July 19, 2007

SmackJack

A Person Who Smokes And Deals Crack In Their Free Time.
Usually A Big Fat Black Guy.

Person A: Oi Bench, Another SmackJack Is Coming Over.
Person B: Quick, Stab That Mofo And Nick His Wallet!
SmackJack: **Gets Stabbed**
Person A: Shame

SmackJack by Henryy Morgann March 18, 2008

Snapjacker 

n. Someone who intrudes upon, invades or disrupts - often covertly - the photograph of another. Snapjacking can be accomplished by facial expressions, hand signs or gestures, and in certain cases, handwritten signs.

See photobomber, photobombing

Nice vacation pics.

- Yeah, but some snapjacker ruined my two best ones. Fucker.

Snapjacker by toomuchflystyles July 14, 2011

Stackpack 

A pound of marijuana or other enticing substances for 1000$.

Damn that stackpack was straight mids.

Stackpack by HighLyfeStyle November 7, 2018

Slackback 

A slackback is referring to a day when you are slacking off from dialing and selling. It can also mean a day that you did not post any new sales on Slack.

Becky "I just got a chargeback."
Mandy "Girl, I hear you, but you have seen your slackbacks? Get rid of those days and the chargeback will disappear."

Slackback by Insurance Guru November 9, 2022

Snackcake 

A Snackcake is someone who gives horrible dutch rudders and should be banned from society. Typically this person associates themselves with the fraternity of Tau Kappa Epsilon.

Dude, have you seen snackcake? He told me he was gonna give me a Dutch Rudder, but then he just ended puking all over my dick.

Snackcake by Nosnikta May 2, 2018

Sharkjacking 

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.

"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise

Sharkjacking by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006