fettuccine-sized slit

The holy grail of labial proportion. One that has been cooked al dente that makes you want to jump in head first and eat until you're satisfied. Its proportions follow the natural patterns of the Fibonacci Sequence.

Michelangelo was regaling his tale when he was graced in the presence of the holy grail of vaginal slits; it was the fettuccine-sized slit of April O'Neil. When asked by Leonardo if it was prepared to ephemeral perfection, Michelangelo simply replied, "Al dente."

by zeezer43 June 19, 2021

bitch sized

Adult men under six feet tall.

Another bitch sized lout trying to prove he is a man.

by Pud June 5, 2005

siuad

A word used to replace "penis" as a prank so when you flip over the word, you will get a little surprise.

OMFG JOSH, why did you write siuad on my hand!!!!
Ewww... you liek siuad
Ummm... what's a siuad? OHHH Penis!
Go suck a Siuad

by Dynasty Blade February 19, 2008

Texas-Sized Whatachicken

Referring to a man's ginormous white meat weiner

Ohhh... the teachers in a good mood, she must have had the

"Texas-Sized Whatachicken......smothered in ranchdressin"

by Chi Chi McWeinerson December 31, 2007

sueder

n. (SWAY - DER) Cultural kissing cousin of the Burnout. An individual who embodies the mid 70s to late 8os culture of classic rock/metal fan. Accepts role as sub-citizen in order to deify their rock and metal heroes. Has the special ability to make a seat out of any surface anytime, anywhere.

1. All the sueders were totally fuckin devastated to hear that the Iron Maiden concert was cancelled.

2. Following the last minute cancellation of the Iron Maiden concert, hundreds of sueders sat stoically smoking their Marlboro Red cigarettes.

by Dr. Stoppage August 2, 2005

sied

suck it everyday.

perfect for awkward silence moments; a reason for people to hate you for.

person 1: sup foo?
person 2: ....
person 1: huh?
person 2: well um...
person 1: sied nub

walks away

by One Six One February 6, 2008

SIUE

Southern Illinois University Edwardsville is the high class version of SIUC. SIUE students are much smarter, better looking, and more talented than SIUC's students. SIUC students can party...but that's about it. SIUE's students can party and get A's. Their pretty much the s***. With SIUE's popularity increasing, SIUC is now at the bottom of the barrel. WE ARE.....THE E!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: You go to SIU?

Guy 2: Yea, SIUE not SIUC.

Guy 1: GOOD! Nice to know you're not a piece of s***.

by jamesfrank October 19, 2010