Wyatt’s Sister

The sexiest woman to ever exist on earth worshiped by all long distance runners. Her disciples know 3 things about her:
1. She is blond
2. She shares Wyatt’s parents

3. She is delicious

Wyatt: I had a big test today.
Distance Runner: do you know what else is big?

Wyatt: What

Distance Runner: what I put into Wyatt’s Sister
Wyatt: i hate you

by TayloristMissionary March 16, 2022

sidetracked

To get distracted for a while halfway while you're doing something.

"Have you finished that research yet?"

"SHIT! I got sidetracked! Been playing Club Penguin all this while."

by etterorua January 14, 2009

Sister Zone

When you have a crush on a guy and he calls you his sister or sis, its worse than being friendzoned.

Me: Hey cutie (;
Boy: Hey sis!
Me: Did you just sister zone me?

by mollssyy September 14, 2014

sitter

An experienced LSD user who hangs out with you during your first trip to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

first timer: "It's so hot in here! I'm burnin' up!"
sitter: "Just chill, I'll grab some Pepsi's and we'll go to
to the lake."

first timer: "I have to warn my neighbor about the volcano
in my face!"
sitter: "Just chill. I already told him. Let's sit back and
listen to Blind Melon."

first timer: "I can feel the acid but I'm not getting any
visuals."
sitter: I got a couple joints. Let's go down to the
waterfall and puff. That'll help you out."
first timer: "Thanks, man. Thanks for being there for me,
ya know?"
sitter: "It's cool, homey. No biggie."

by FrIeNdOfMaN June 18, 2006

Sisterection

Becoming aroused from contact, verbal or physical, from one's female sibling.

I couldn't concentrate on my maths homework, as I had a sisterection from the family gathering.

by Moses "Sandals" Jackson November 13, 2010

Sister scandal

When someone spills some scalding hot tea and it’s totally scandalous

Did you hear Becky’s pregnant? Ikr what a sister scandal

by lylaaaa October 6, 2018

Sober Sitter

Someone who volunteers to keep an eye on someone who is intoxicated. They are always sober, or at least have control over themselves and are able to "sit" (babysit) the intoxicated person to prevent them from accidentally harming themselves (from falling and such). They should be someone trustworthy. This practice is recommended for strong mind-altering psychedelic drugs, such as Salvia, Phencycladine, Jimson Weed, and Ketamine.

Synonym: SS, SS Guard

Hey will you be my sober sitter? I really wanna try salvia.
Sure man, whatever.

by N8Duff July 6, 2008